Top 10 or 11 Reasons We Celebrate July 4, According to Donald Trump
- Jess Candle
- 5 hours ago
- 1 min read
Alexi Lalas Birthday!
10. Bastille Day!
9. Lord Cornwalis Announces US School Lunch Program Day (Potatoes and Turnips)
8. Eggs $12 a Carton! Day
7. Everything Closed, Broke & Dirty Day!
6. Stop Funding Cancer Research Day!
5. Graft for My Kids Day!
4. J.D. Vance Wears Tons of Makeup Awareness Day
3. All My Friends Are On My Payroll Day
2. I Retire in Two Years! Celebration Day
1. Don't Stop Drinking Bleach Covid Smart Day
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