Top 10 or 11 Uses for Trump's New Ballroom

by Karl Anderhall, DDS

new White House ballroom which will store enormous Trump poo-poo undies

11. Storage for Trump's enormous poo-poo undies

10. Where Trump and Dr. Phil get coffee and "vision board the next six millennium"

9. Storage for unsold Trump water

8. People visiting the White House can go in there

7. Eric Trump uses chairs to dry his jockstraps

6. Use as megachurch by next R president

5. Where Dr. Oz trims his pubes

4. Testing site for new Trump super vacuum

3. Fart emporium

2. Place for stretching

1. Place for Trump to watch others stretch